Family porn-reading sesh...

So in English Extension we're reading The epic of Gilgamesh which is thought to be the earliest story ever written. It was written on stone tablets and for homework we read the first two. I got to school this morning and Quack ahd already read them. She was going on and on about the epic sex scene and how funny it was. I got to my study fourth period when I finally got to read it. It was amazing. They had sex for six days and seven nights. Straight. Tonight I decided to read the scene to my sisters and mother. I had to stop numerous times to breath because I was laughing so hard. My moother had crying from laughter. Apparently Sister Margaret Anne would disapprove. Anyway, though I'd share with you the earliest written porn ever discovered.

"Beasts arose and sleepy limbs began to flutter then. Enkidu, the boy who
walked on mountains, who eats the food of beasts and, like the beasts, comes
down at will to drink from the watery hole, with the beasts arose and stretched
his tired limbs to start the day. She beheld him then, as he was in his
beginning, the one who gave and took life from the far woods. “Heer is he, fine
lover; be set to wet him with your tongue and chest and loins. Spread forth your
happiness. Display your hidden charm. Jump him fast and kneel upon shoulders.
Without his wind then, he’ll enter near your entrance. Take off your robe to let
him in. Let him see what force a woman has.The friends he has from on wild will
exile him if he presses his person, as he will, into your scented bush.” Shamhat
let her garments loose and spread forth her happiness, which Enkidu enterde as
wind god enters an open cavern's mouth.Hot and swollen first, she jumped him
fast knocking out his rapid breath with thrust after loving thrust. She let him
see what force a woman has, and he stayed within her scented bush for seven
nights, leaping, seeping, weeping, and sleeping there. "

At the end of tablet II Enkidu may or may not have become gay lovers with Gilgamesh. Here's the link if you wanna read the rest.

Xoxo.. Toongen..